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Week 14 Wrap Up

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Week 14 Wrap Up

Cincinnati stole one from the Browns on Sunday…The Browns. Not the Broncos, not the Steelers, the Browns. Hey Chad Johnson, what happened to your 40 point per game prediction? Not lookin’ so good ‘eh. Think it’s time to worry when you can only put up 23 on the Browns, at home?
The Jets obviously don’t want Reggie Bush. Everything was in place. They hadn’t won in 7 weeks, hadn’t scored an offensive touchdown since they played the San Antonio Saints of Baton Rouge and were relying on a QB from Wisconsin who hasn’t graduated a decent QB since the days of Y.A. Tittle. But what do they do? They go ahead and beat the Raiders.
You think since people were calling for Marques Tuiasosopo after the Raiders got pimp-slapped by the Chargers last week, they’ll be calling for Rich Gannon this week?
Meanwhile, the Texans blew their third straight game while leading at the half. I could’ve come closer kicking blindfolded. Hey Dom, think it’s time to quit when the season isn’t even over and people are speculating as to possible replacements for you.
Kyle Boller is honestly the worst QB in the NFL. Worse than Kyle Orton, Joey Harrington or Charlie Frye? Orton gets props for his 9 – 4 record as a starter (his League worst 60.9 QB rating notwithstanding), Harrington should be okay with a coach & GM who know what they’re seriously, stop laughing and Frye is showing signs of improvement. Although you can’t tell me Jake the Fake wasn’t just a little embarrassed being outpassed by Kyle the Magnificent 251 – 236. Sadly, that’s a season high for Kyle.
In furtherance of my belief that the NFC stinks; they don’t have a single QB with a rating over 100; not one. The only one who comes close is Matt Hasselbeck with a 92.7…I know, I didn’t believe it either.
Wow San Francisco, 41 – 3? Wow. The Jets could learn a thing or two from these guys.
Hey Carolina, hey Chicago; I told you so. Speaking of which, is it just me or do you get the feeling that the Panthers and Bears are a little like the Ben Affleck’s of the NFL? Think about it. You’re famous, you have a good looking wife, you perform well when the pressure’s off, but no one takes you seriously.
While the Colts were toying with the Jags, was I the only one calling for former University of Utah standout Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala? Well, probably; I just like saying Fuamatu-Ma’afala.
Isn’t the Bills threatening to go after part of Eric Moulds signing bonus a little like poking your dog in the eye and waiting for it to bite you? Not only is it not necessary, it’s just plain stupid. You suspend your leading receiver, get blown out at home, then break the story of your Eagles impersonation while you’re getting smacked down 14 – 0 at the half? I don’t know what kind of brain trust they’ve got up there in Buffalo, but aren’t you happy they’re not running your favorite team? Things got so out of hand, the Pats brought in Doug Flutie. Seriously, I thought they only brought him in when they played BC. And J.P., dog, 1TD, 3 Interceptions…Awesome job man, really top notch. Losmantacular? How about, Losmantastic!

Random Observations:
Kyle Boller is the worst thing to happen to the NFL since Ryan Leaf…Maybe it has something to do with QB’s with “Y” in their names. Think about it, with the exception of Peyton Manning every QB with a “Y” in his name is Losmantastic.
The Dolphins beat San Diego, in San Diego? Is it 1985 or something?
The Chiefs and Grandma-ma took it to the Cowboys, but somehow Drew actually managed not to blow it.
I think the only announcer who hates the Giants more than Dick Enberg is Joe Buck. Although, I’d hate on them too, looking as silly as they did against a guy named Moats. Yeah, like the thing that goes around the castle with the alligators in it.

Next Week:
Ravens – Packers on Monday night? I think the Test Pattern will have higher ratings.
The Bears should return to form against Mike Vick a/k/a Kordell Junior and the Falcons.
Tony Dungy wasn’t serious about giving Jim Sorgi snaps at QB was he?


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